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“And the last teams competing in the preliminary round, Turbo Tortoises and Hitz team 1,” the organizing committee announced.

We were standing at the starting point, looking anxiously at the opponents, it didn’t help that the Hitz team happened to be PopShuvit (the Malaysian band). Me against JD. Both of us eyeing the same ball.  The whistle blew and we ran towards the ball, trying to grab it as quickly as possible.  As we’re about to reach, I realized that I couldn’t grab it before he did, so I backed off.  And as I turned around, to my horror, only 2 left out of 5 of the Turbo Tortoises still “alive” in the court!! 

So, Turbo Tortoise James and I tried hard to attack the Shuvits. And in the same time, we performed some acrobatic moves to avoid getting hit by the opponent’s flying ball.  I saw one of the balls coming down slowly and I stretched and I caught the ball!  Turbo Tortoise Lee was called in to the court. However, the damage was done by then, the Tortoises couldn’t recover the turbo power and hence one by one the Tortoises were exterminated by the Shuvits.  And that’s the end of the game.

Dodgeball, it stretches every muscle in your body. (Adoi, still pain la!)

Turbo Tortoises comprises of Li-Ann, Shirleen, James, Lee, Kong Wei and me.

Oh my, oh my, working on a Saturday is really not good at all. Not only we have nothing to so but we are actually counting the hours to go back.  But little that I know by typing an innocent message to my colleague will end up to have the creative juices running wild throughout my department mates and we ended up having the “creative” poem as below:

Me:   

I’m feeling drowsy.

Colleague W:

I’m feeling lousy

And my friend is drowsy…

They all called me dory…

Hope they’ll run by a lorry…. ;p

Me:

I am dory’s friend tat is drowsy,

Dory’s so bad wan us to be langgar by lorry,

But now I become more drowsy,

Because my senior syiok sendiri,

And wan to sing poem by dory

Colleague A:

Please don’t cry dory,

See, you have created some crazy ‘wannabes’

Writer, poet, singer or just plain busy body,

What the heck, as long as our boss thinks we are very busy

Me                   :    I got 1 more more funny,

                            I come to company to work daily,

                            Have to do report almost weekly,

                            Do report no problem to me,

                            As long as end of month they pay me,

                            But what i bo syiok is the OT,

                            Always come last minute only,

                            Do this and tat just to let my boss see,

                           But always end up in my recycle bin finally

Colleague W   :   

My friend is typing frantically

We all thought she was busy

Suddenly we received this lovely poetry

Dedicated to the D who is bossy   ;p

Colleague A    :   

Well, what u expect if your boss is the D,

You think she wakes up everyday, thinking to make your life easy?

Be grateful all she does is ask u to work OT,

She might ask more than that, and u’ll wish u never heard of the cursed Company!

And the award goes to Colleague A, who nailed the feeling that we had today!